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17th May 2013

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Was there a new episode today? I feel like I’m missing out on cute Royal family shenanigans, Also Cedric.

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17th May 2013

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When paying for food in a restaurant, which of these things are you likely to ask for?

A) The Bob
B) The Bill
C) The Bruce

I see what you did there ITV.

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17th May 2013

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Ninjalicious

spectralninja:

Four, three, two, SMOKE BOMB

Listen up y’all, cuz I am the Ninja
The beats I’m throwing is pretty sick

Ninjalicious definition makes the girls go loco
They want to see my smoke bombs and I throw them like a whacko
They’re just so honking bruce
And their numbers I abuse
There’s no reason why I own them
But they like it when I show ‘em.

Ninjalicious (so delicious)
Yeah, I’m really judicious
And if you think I’m a shoob
All that juice is fictitious
I throw punches (Hell yeah)
At monsters made by McFist
Just watch them as they lose because I got the ninja moves.

So delicious (Ninja moves)
So delicious (The Nomicon is a shoob)
So delicious (Don’t you just agree with me)
I’m Ninjalicious (L-l-l-like all the way bruce)

Ninjalicious def-
Ninjalicious def-
Ninjalicious def-
Ninjalicious definition make the people crazy
Especially when they’re down
And they need to be D’stanked
With a kick and a punch and a lot of ninja skills
They just turn back to normal and it’s all in the drills.

I’m Ninjalicious (so delicious)
My body stays vicious
All the villains feeling nervous cuz I’m doing some fitness
Howard’s my witness (Howard: What the hell?)
Baddies just get outta my face
You don’t wanna see it chopped up by a honking sword ace.
(Four, three, two, smoke bomb)

So delicious (Ninja moves)
So delicious (The Nomicon is a shoob)
So delicious (Don’t you just agree with me)
I’m Ninjalicious (Now here’s where it start to get down. Check it out)

Baby, baby, baby,
If you really want me,
Baby get some patience.
Maybe then you’ll get a taste.
I’ll be really ready,
No need to be to hasty,
It’ll be shnasty, shnasty,
It’ll make you crazy.

T to the A, to the S T Y – honkin’ tasty, T to the A to the S T Y - honkin’ tasty
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the—

Howard: Alright Cunningham get outta my way
(Howard’s rap)
All the time I turn ‘round Randy’s not around, always missing on me while I’m trying to guess where he’s went.
I just wanna say it now - I ain’t trying to round up any drama, little sneaker I just don’t want you to go.
And I guess this is coming off as a little bit wonk although I keep on repeating why he shouldn’t NNS.
What I’m trying to tell is that I am just as done as hell.
Randy your just so-

(back to Randy)
Ninjalicious (so delicious)
Yeah, I’m really judicious
And if you think I’m a shoob
All that juice is fictitious
I throw punches (Hell yeah)
At monsters made by McFist
Just watch them as they lose because I got the ninja moves.

Four, three, two, smoke bomb
My body stays vicious
All the villains feeling nervous cuz I’m doing some fitness
Howard’s my witness (Howard: Whatever)
Baddies just get outta my face
You don’t wanna see it chopped up by a honking sword ace.

(music in the background)

Howard: Ok, Cunningham, you can stop right there.
Randy: But Howard, I didn’t get to finish the song!
Howard: No, you are singing to yourself in the Ninja suit? Do you know how embarrassed I feel to walk in on you.
Randy: You sang along.
Howard: Yeah, we make a bruce team.
-ends here-

(I went down the slope after I saw this pic http://zinaspersonalblog.tumblr.com/post/50495172291 and got inspiration from Karkalicious because yeah. Better if you listen to Karkalicious and come back here again. :) )

:I Tora, you need to cover this.